Oh, the woes of finding something to preach about!

It seems that lately, my attention has been pulled in every direction except for the business at hand. Don't get me wrong, these distractions haven't all been rainbows and sunshine, but at least they've spared me from the mind-numbing monotony of our current economic climate.

Now, let's take a moment to appreciate the slight shift in the markets' mood.

Some folks out there are even claiming they can spot a flicker of light at the end of this seemingly never-ending tunnel leading down into the abyss. Bless their optimistic souls.


But let's be real for a moment. Most Altcoins are practically invisible, getting as much coverage as a chameleon at a paintball match. And as for the faithful disciples of Bitcoin, they're crossing their fingers, toes, and everything in between, hoping that clinging on for dear life will eventually prove to be the smart move. I'm not here to throw shade on the industry, mind you. I genuinely hope that the promised future comes to pass, but let's face it, it's not a done deal just yet.


In these tumultuous times, it feels like we're all adrift in a boat without a rudder. There's a lot of noise and commotion, but nobody seems to have the wit, wisdom, or sheer audacity to navigate us through the treacherous rapids or over the looming waterfalls waiting just around the bend.


On a personal note, my financial books are now perfectly balanced. I've wrapped up all my market positions just last week, so I won't be partaking in any speculative endeavors for the next few months. It's not a change in my overall perspective, mind you. It's simply a matter of circumstances demanding that I take a breather from the markets.


Before you start scratching your heads in confusion, let me clarify that it has nothing to do with the markets. It's a health concern, you see. My doctor needs to tinker with my spine using some Meccano pieces to keep me standing upright, and that will keep me off my feet for a few weeks. Fortunately, I've been enjoying the wonders of Morphine (named after Morpheus, the God of Dreams) for the past couple of months, making the real world a rather blissful place. But sadly, that can't last forever.


Now, I've prepared some reports for my absence, but let's be honest, it wouldn't be fair for me to make any market predictions or recommendations while under the influence of medications. So, those reports will focus on other matters and won't delve into market moves or potentials.


That being said, I've entrusted my capital to the fractionalised programs offered by SGT on the trademakers platform, and they've been performing admirably, all things considered. It's quite impressive, considering the economic mess we find ourselves in.

Before I embark on my journey to have my back all "nut and bolted" together, I'd like to give a big shout-out to not only the Whitehill hydrogen project in Scotland, proudly supported by SGT and JPFS, but also to Cannaland. Ah, Cannaland, the marvelous realm in the Metaverse where I engage in enlightening discussions about various painkiller options. Truly a delightful place.


So, as the summer approaches, whatever path you choose to tread, I sincerely wish you the best of luck. May fortune favor you in all your endeavors.


Until we meet again...

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